Don't expect me to crack a nut bigger than my head.

Toys are for CHEWING! (I'll use the woodwork if I HAVE to.)

If you want me to talk, say something interesting. (NO, I don't want a cracker!)

If you want a room decoration, I'm not it. Buy a lamp.

I'm a bird. I'm messy. And that surprises you?

I poop every day, flushing is a problem and I don't like looking at it.  Make yourself useful.

If you wouldn't drink that water, why would I?

I like my pellets. But, how about some grapes (or maybe your salad or some pizza or...)?

Your room is big enough for you to flap your wings. Get my point?

And speaking of room... How about a change of scenery? These bars ruin my view.

Don't make me learn about windows the hard way. Headaches make me cranky.

I hate that ceiling fan! TURN IT OFF!

Stop those four-legged furry things from staring at me. You think YOU'RE stressed?

If you want me to step up, quit moving your hand.

I hate being poked!!!

Conserve water. Let me shower with you.

I don't want just anyone touching me. Do you?

Take me to the vet for a check-up. I'm not telling you when I'm sick.

Buy me a harness. Let's go outside!!! (Do you REALLY think I can't fly???)

I LOVE TOYS !!!!!!!!

I NEED COMPANY !!!!!!!! You have friends don't you????